feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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victoriousvocabulary:

FORZA

[noun]

musical force.

[Raluca Turliu Cobilanschi]

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trollsinthetardisat221b:

cosmicremix:

extra-vertebrae:

celestialghost:

thisgirlandy:

As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.

I do the Vodka and soda. 

This will never not make me laugh.

Those expressions are brilliant.

i do the vodka + energy drink

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matchbookmag:

Fiona is quite on the supermodel on set… #behindthescenes

princess-nissila:

Omg so cute.

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How people should ask each other to be in a committed relationship from now on. 

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twoopy:

i drew this like 203763 years ago

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randomness-is-epic:

1. teach your child good morals
2. teach them to care for others
3. teach them to accept others for what they are
4. tell them ‘it’s okay’ whatever they go through
5. teach them to plant
6. teach them to care for the environment
7. support them on anything they want to be
8. be a good parent, be their hero

you see, we can still make a change despite the fact that this generation is a bit fucked up

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